host for about 1.5 weeks? (Yorkville area)

Yeah, its tough out there....from Craigslist:

Im from Ottawa and I'm getting cosmetic surgery done. I'm completely broke from this surgery cost so Im seeking a volunteer host for about a week and a half prob around Nov 10th.  (sorry, finding a place to stay after sugery is part of the cost).


Id be bringing my older sister along so you wouldn't have to babysit me. (um, so there is actually two of you in my home) Also, I'd be in bed most of the time so I'd be pretty quiet (what kinda surgery with such a long recovery rate - I'm picturing oozing and a change of bandages). Me and my sis can share a room. In exchange, I could bring some good food and some good conversations! (without the conversations I'm sure I would get stories from this experience to last a lifetime).

I know its a pretty measly offer but it would be greatly appreciated.

Thank you.

You can see that I"m not so sympathetic.  Even a few hundred bucks would be an incentive.  And note - she is looking in the Yorkville area - heck I'd love to have brunch in the Yorkville area - I'd love to KNOW someone in the Yorkville area.  If you are looking for a room in the apartment of a guy who is out of work and living hand to mouth throw in a few bucks and we'll think about it!